Friday, January 21, 2011

SO COLD.

So it's -12 degrees right now and it's supposed to get even colder through the course of the night. Weather shouldn't have the right to be this passive-aggressive. I can understand a summer thunderstorm stomping through and puffing its chest. That's scary shit. Threatening shit. It lets you know just who's in charge.

The sub-zero temperatures of Winter, though.... That's pretty unassuming. But holy shit, -12 degrees isn't kid stuff. Stay out too long in that and you'll die, you know? Winter's a sneaky bitch like that. It puts on a nice show of being non-threatening and then it waits for you to turn your back...

Seriously, Winter. What the fuck?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

TMI: Clotfinger

Today when I pulled out my tampon I totally had a clot on my finger. *hurk*