Oh hey, it's NATALIE JACOBS!

Everyone say hi to Natalie! Miss Natalie is our resident stalker. If you see her, please feel free to tell her to get a life!

Oh Long John...

Oh Long Johnson...

Just a random Muro scribble.

He's Too Sexy

Because you can't have one without the other.

I'd drink that coffee any day, baby.

I'm Too Sexy

I like drawing these semi-stick figures. It's a good time for everyone.

Mmm. So sexy it hurts.

January is for suckers and June is for cocks.

I haven't posted since January, and today I drew a gigantic purple cock.

I haven't done much art lately, but I'm trying to sketch every night just to get myself back into the habit. It just so happens that male genitals are hilarious and fun to draw, so there ya go.

(I'm trying out Imageshack, but I'm pretty sure they'll take it down. Still hunting for a better image hosting site.)

SO COLD.

So it's -12 degrees right now and it's supposed to get even colder through the course of the night. Weather shouldn't have the right to be this passive-aggressive. I can understand a summer thunderstorm stomping through and puffing its chest. That's scary shit. Threatening shit. It lets you know just who's in charge.

The sub-zero temperatures of Winter, though.... That's pretty unassuming. But holy shit, -12 degrees isn't kid stuff. Stay out too long in that and you'll die, you know? Winter's a sneaky bitch like that. It puts on a nice show of being non-threatening and then it waits for you to turn your back...

Seriously, Winter. What the fuck?

TMI: Clotfinger

Today when I pulled out my tampon I totally had a clot on my finger. *hurk*